Top Ten Hottest

Once again...the top ten most hottest women out there right now.

1) Clara Morgane (Adult Film Star)

Like a fine French wine, she just gets better with time.

2) Jennie Finch (Softball Player)

Tall (6'1"), beautiful, great athlete: the trifecta.

3) Halle Berry (Actress)

The first time she hasn't been number 1. But where has she gone? She hasn't done anything since X-Men 3, and she hadn't been doing much before that. You must be seen to be hot, Halle!

4) Stacey Keibler (Dancing With The Stars Champion)

One word: legs. Really, nothing else needs to be said.

5) Salma Hayek (Actress)

Classic, beautiful, classy. I can't imagine a world where Salma Hayek isn't in my top five. Or maybe I just don't want to.

6) Alicia Keyes (Singer)

She does some crazy looks sometimes--and it doesn't even matter. She still looks amazing, no matter what she does. Probably one of the best smiles ever.

7) Carmen Electra (Actress)

I read fairly often that Carmen Electra is even more beautiful in person than she is on TV. The thought almost scares me. Almost.

8) Grace Park (Actress)

The best part of Battlestar Galactica? Not only is she in the show, but since she's a Cylon, there are multiple copies of her in the show.

9) Olivia Munn (TV Host)

Am I embarrassed to be putting someone from G4 here? Yes. Yes I am. (Not because it's about video games, but because the channel is lame.) But if you've ever flipped through while Attack Of The Show is on...then you've stopped and watched, too.

10) Vida Guerra (Model/Actress)

Still might have the best ass I've ever seen.

Honorable Mention
Roselyn Sanchez, Jessica Alba (I think she went anorexic on us, which is why she dropped so far. So sad.), Marissa Tomei, Kelly Hu (where did she go?), Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron, Adrianne Curry

Dishonorable Mention
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Jessica Biel, Kate Hudson, Brittany Murphy, Drew Barrymore (always)