One of the greatest quotes ever

So here's a quick story I read about:

NBA Center Dikemebe Mutombo--a 7'1" African with some of the longest arms and weirdest voice I've ever heard--supposedly walked into a party once while at Georgetown, those mamoth arms of his raised high over his head, and bellowed this question:

"Who wants to sex Mutombo?"

Yeah. Imagine that. In his voice.

Now I ask you: IS THAT NOT THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD?

Now try looking at Mutombo for the rest of your life. I dare you. No matter what the situation--in a game, in a tux at an awards show, dressed casually in an NBA Cares commercial--whenever you see Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo, you will hear his immortal mating cry:

"WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO?"