Top Ten Hottest Women

It's been awhile since we've done this, and let's face it: it never gets old.

1 Halle Berry (Actress; X Men 2): Still incredibly beautiful, though she hasn't done much lately.
2 Jessica Alba (Actress; Sin City): SKYROCKETING up the list, my new "if she's in the movie, I'm interested" star.
3 Clara Morgane (Adult Film Star): I saw an article about her while in Paris. She looks better than ever.
4 Kelly Hu (Actress; Scorpion King): Please do more movies. Please? Don't make us beg...
5 Selma Hayek (Actress; Desperado, Fools Rush In): Incredibly beautiful, while down to Earth.
6 Vida Guerra (Model): Might have the best ass I've ever seen.
7 Shania Twain (Singer): How does she get more naturally beautiful as she gets older?
8 Marissa Tomei (Actress; My Cousin Vinny, What Women Want): Naturally beautiful, and coolness factor is through the roof.
9 Scarlett Johansson (Actress; The Island): I'm starting to really warm up to her, and she gets points for blowing off Tom Cruise.
10 Adrianne Curry (Model): Saw her on The Surreal Life on VH1, and damn near couldn't change the channel, in spite of the fact that I had to watch The Surreal Life.

Honorable Mention: Ashley Judd (I'm so sad to see you go), Charlize Theron, Vanessa Marcil, Carmen Electra.

Dishonorable Mention: Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie (please tell me their 15 minutes are up), Jennifer Garner (still a man), Lindsay Lohan (put that weight back on and go back to being a redhead), Jessica Biel, Brittnay Murphy, Drew Barrymore (always).