The Worst Restaurants
As promised...
* Eskimo Joe's (Stillwater, OK): The worst restaurant in the world. It's food SUCKS. How do you screw up a hamburger? I mean seriously, so that you don't even want to finish it? It's not that hard to make a decent burger. It's hard to make a good one, but a decent one, no. Yet somehow they even screw that up. There is not one thing to eat at that shithole! And don't talk to me about their cheese fries. They aren't any good either! JOE'S SUCKS!
* Hooters: Finishing a close second to Joe's. The wings are edible, but not any good. Like Joes, they have somehow found a way to screw up the simplest of God's foods, the hamburger. Going thing no one goes there for the food.
* Chipotle: This place is terrible. They use the cheapest, crappiest ingredients they can find (We shouldn't be surprised: it is owned by McDonald's), and the charge you out the ass for the crap they give you. The worst Chips & Salsa I've probably ever have, even with the low expectations that come from a fast food restaurant.
* Chuy's (Dallas and Austin, TX): Probably the worst Mexican food I've ever had. I won't eat off of the free buffet they have at Happy Hour. I don't know where they get their meat from, but I question whether it is really meet or not.
* Applebee's: They brag about their Riblets. Those nasty things, and that's what they advertise in their commercials. That's when you know you've given up, when that is the best you can come up with.
Either tomorrow or this afternoon I'll do most Overrated. I'll add more here later today; I feel like I'm forgetting some...
* Eskimo Joe's (Stillwater, OK): The worst restaurant in the world. It's food SUCKS. How do you screw up a hamburger? I mean seriously, so that you don't even want to finish it? It's not that hard to make a decent burger. It's hard to make a good one, but a decent one, no. Yet somehow they even screw that up. There is not one thing to eat at that shithole! And don't talk to me about their cheese fries. They aren't any good either! JOE'S SUCKS!
* Hooters: Finishing a close second to Joe's. The wings are edible, but not any good. Like Joes, they have somehow found a way to screw up the simplest of God's foods, the hamburger. Going thing no one goes there for the food.
* Chipotle: This place is terrible. They use the cheapest, crappiest ingredients they can find (We shouldn't be surprised: it is owned by McDonald's), and the charge you out the ass for the crap they give you. The worst Chips & Salsa I've probably ever have, even with the low expectations that come from a fast food restaurant.
* Chuy's (Dallas and Austin, TX): Probably the worst Mexican food I've ever had. I won't eat off of the free buffet they have at Happy Hour. I don't know where they get their meat from, but I question whether it is really meet or not.
* Applebee's: They brag about their Riblets. Those nasty things, and that's what they advertise in their commercials. That's when you know you've given up, when that is the best you can come up with.
Either tomorrow or this afternoon I'll do most Overrated. I'll add more here later today; I feel like I'm forgetting some...
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